http://www.gorskys.com.au/articles/nickname-generator.htmlThat link takes you to a site where you put you name in and it tells you your G, PG, R and X rated nicknames. It's just for a laugh, the bellow are my results

G-rated = Fabulous Pink Breath
PG-rated = Double-chinned Little Belly
R-rated = Sloppy Spunky Loins
X-rated = Spunky Naughty Mouth